it smells funny here
it's not me, i just took a shower, damn it!
did the dog dump somewhere? what's going on here?
i'm cold.
i want a glass of milk.
i want a glass of strawberry milk.
no.
i want banana milk! yum. banana flavored milk.
but i think nestle already discontinued it.
i was fond of that stuff. damn it.
chocolate would be good too.
damn dog.
i wish it were warmer. i wish it were hot and i could go swimming.
it would be interest to have larvae. but i'm not ready for children...
larvae. hmmm.
what a neat word.
larvae.
phallic larvae?
aagh.
glucose
phallus
phallic
larvae
cellulite
marinate
teamster
creme de menthe
marshmallow
cremaster
cedar
talc
vellum
sandpaper
musk
sombre
umbrella
teeter-totter
melon
coping
fluorescent
daedalus
deity
monotheistic
fluoride
fluids
stippled
buried
spermicide
maniacal
dungeon
papercut
plump
fluffer
cocktail
salt
hmm.
Blindfolded John Mulaney Had Alanis Morissette Singing “Ironic” And Twista
Performing Ventriloquism On Everybody’s Live
-
John Mulaney’s pleasingly batshit Wednesday night Netflix talk show *Everybody’s
Live* is nearing the end of its first season, and this week’s episode
co...
42 minutes ago