can't get no sleep...

yum :)
so the first two are what I drank last night. yup, both of 'em. hence the not getting any sleep >.< I foresee more of the stuff in my future to get through the day...
at the moment probably my favorite energy drinks among the myriad varieties available. rockstar apparently has a guava version as well, which I really would like to try.

cricket cola- I guess it doesn't qualify as an energy drink though it works well for me in that capacity. It's unique and very tasty, a cola drink boasting natural caffeine and green tea, giving it a unique taste and, at least for me, causing a unique sort of stimulation that felt different from the boost I get from other caffeine beverages. It might sound odd but the boost felt more cheerful/balanced. :) something like that. I haven't found it at many places in my are yet but fortunately there are some cafes nearby that have it, also, apparently b/c the owner of the chain is friends with someone among those responsible for the cola, the Potbelly Sandwich Works chain carries it in at least some of their stores. I'm hoping to see it more widely available, it being awesome and all. :)

If you're interesting in reading a heck of alot more on all the different energy drinks on the market, I found this energy review site where hundreds of such drinks have been reviewed, including alcoholic varieties such as sparks, four, and my personal favorite, tilt. -- click here to voyage deep into energy drink review land


I had further plans for this post but it's getting close to work going time and I must prepare more sleep-deprivation + energy drink overload addled self...

"just like old times"

were reading the old posts from 05 and thinking i seemed to think a bit more creatively then.
but i think at the time my thoughts were that i was whining too much too redundantly too repetitiously

the even more frustrating would be in the it's not no different now and it's actually worse perhaps

f*cking up jobs over and again after finally f*cking up the school possibly unfixably

the head still hurts and i'm still thirsty
and still angry
and still unhealthy

my Mom passed away last year

i might be on the verge of homelessness all depending on if my landlord will be very very patient and if i can get my damnhell shit together and get some damnhell rent $$ together

have just began a mood stabilizer called depakote even though i am not too sure i am full with enough swinging back and forth of moods to need it but guess the psychiatrist i saw last week thought it would help

am supposed to possibly participate in something called dialectical behavioral therapy but damnhell psych. chick still hasn't contacted me 'bout it

on food stamps

gonna be seeing a psychologist too guy i was seeing last summer afore i got myself shoved off the medical assistance not sure it helps but i like talking with him

my brain is going to explode

the contemplation of finding some way to get rid of it just hack it or smash it to bits pervades my thinkings over and ever more and more it seems

i wish i had tattoos

lacking color, limbs, or time?

some miscellaneous miscellany encountered in the past few days - -


one hundred 'n' thirty some cats- The short video here makes me think of what I'd imagine a cat mosh pit looking like. I might have to try to download the clip somehows and put that bit to some crazy music. Happily, despite the crowded conditions, the cats in the video look remarkably healthy, happy, and clean as does the flat. It seems plausible they are better off there than roaming the streets of whatever Russian city this is in?



d.i.y. prosthetics! - "the Open Prosthetics Project" - I've only glanced a bit over this site but it looks quite interesting, and I think what they are doing is awesome. The point is to share innovations in prosthetics for free, because "prosthetics shouldn't cost an arm and a leg". And even for those of us with no need for a prosthetic, it is interesting simply in the way of looking at ways mechanized whatnot can be made to imitate human movements/functions, if you're interested in taht sort of thing, or maybe just into neat gadgets and gizmos in general. Or if you happened to be someone into making any sort of robotic or such thing and wanted it to have human-like functions/movements
it seems like this could be a pretty useful resource for you.



"the Worst Album Covers of All Time!" - I don't agree with all the site user's choices and comments but there are some pretty funny/weird/interesting covers posted here, worth a browsing.



Wikipedia page collecting "unusual articles" - this is rad! links to all sorts of wikipedia entries on odd places/things/topics collected on one page!



"the best pictures always lack color" - big database 'o' black and white photos which you can bring up at random if you'd like, and also you can rate them if you'd like. Seems to have a lot of cool photos.



compendium of user-designed and contributed icons, avatars, and emoticons, also away msg suggestions for instant msgngrs.



a couple things I happened across by chance that I haven't heard of before and really want to read:

Momo by Michael Ende - about a young girl that saves the world from time thieves, by the guy responsible for "the Neverending Story" which I previously hadn't realized was based on a book, nor did I know
whom the originator of the story was.


the Shadow Children Sequence by Margaret Peterson Haddix - A series of 7 books following the life of a "shadow child", a third child in a world where population is rigidly controlled and families are allowed no more than two offspring- if they have more, the child/children are killed if discovered.

Here is a review of
the first two books, from sci-fi author Orson Scott Card's "Uncle Orson Reviews Everything" column, which is also seemingly a worthwhile read in general(this is my first encounter with it).



This is it for now, being as I must wash-up and scamper hurriedly to work. Thanks for stopping by.
Planning on some major editing of this site soon as many of the pictures and links in the olden posts are null or too damn big and some elements of the site appear to be a total mess in my browser. So keep an eye on us! :)

what is this about?

link. nsfw/contains nonsexual nudity.

more altavista image search magic

cheesefish!





bastards?!







not sure how i found this-

toxic guineapigs - a band, I think they're German.


Nope, they're Swiss. Here's their myspace page if you're curious.



sorry I really need to learn how to resize photos when I link to them on my page. eep.
guess that's it for today.

killer socks and space angels

crispy

this is a test

i just need to be posting something write now and it needs to be really long cuz i was having trouble with the formatting of type or display of the type as i write it rather in my other browser and i need to find out if i will have this same trouble in sarfaree as also so i am testing testing test 1 2 test 1 2 test 1 2 3 4 to see if i have problems with the typing in the sarfari i need to keep typing and typing and typing and typing and typing so many things just to do a diagnostic process i would rather be eating fried chicken or something i am thirsty but still i must keep typing and typing and typing till i conclude that there is no problem when i type in sarfari or maybe there is so far i am not having trouble which i guess means it is my fire fox that is screwed up i like my firefox i don't like sarfaree so much damned it hell to darn dang i am not happy at all with this turn of events i want my typing in my fox browser to work proper it is ever so very sad i don't know what to do i am still typing but soon i think i will stop and figure that it is indeed just fire fox and then i will send a message to my poor computer knowing about friend who i hassle for computer knowings and whine about broken fire fox and maybe he will come up with an idea to fix....

may 13 at engrishdotcom

imaloser

sitting here listening to lovely craptastic midi of the Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers theme song and just finished yet another mad lib type thing. Still ain't really done no schoolwork. anyway, here's the madlib type thing:
"



A Game of Pinball

------------------------------------------------------------------------


The other day, I played what is perhaps the most hasty pinball game I've ever seen. It was called "The Tense Scissors of Gerhard the Panda." The object of the game was to hit the ball with the flippers and the rotating cracker to get it to go through the Achey Tunnel of Hatred, thereby lighting the bonus pitchers which you could hit to enter the Super Going Whales Round. Alternately, if you hit the ball into the Ham-flavored Ramp, the Gyrating Busty Strippers of Torment would become activated, which earns you big bonus points if you hit all 7 of the Dustbunnies of Leaving within one minute. You can win an extra ball if you threaten the Villainous Bologna of Fishing, but only when all the Drop Flyers have been blew. It was a really muddy game, but after playing for a decade straight, my nipple was sore for a second. "

'the Gyrating Busty Strippers of Torment' - would that be a good name for a band? too long-winded. but it has a a nice ring to it. Okay, now I should go do something important. Wow, now I'm listening to a midi rendition of "Rock the Casbah". Rock.

mad muddled talez

"The Hanukkah Party

Last week my whole family went to a Hanukkah party at my Uncle Tom Hanks's house in Cloquet. The first thing we did when we got there was open presents. Uncle Tom Hanks always gives us silly presents. This year he gave me a turnip and my little sister, Courtney Love, a badass.

“squeek, Uncle Tom Hanks,” I said, “How did you know I wanted a turnip?”

Then Courtney Love, my cousins, and I played a dreidel game. My cousin Jesus put an empty bowl in the center of the table, and gave us each our own pile of candy for the game. Courtney Love went first, spun a shin, and had to put a piece of her candy in the bowl. I could tell she wanted to impale, but she knew she had to behave. The bowl continued to fill with candy, with most of us spinning shin. Then I spun a gimel. I got the whole bowl of candy!

On the way home, I whispered to Courtney Love that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep."


"Lessons Aesop Never Taught

And the moral of the story is…

Two corks don't make a jugs.

Never wiggle with elephant.

toss while you're ahead.

One jiggly boss deserves another.

A slippery tailpipe spoils the whole barrel.

The early jaguar catches the hose.

Slow and steady wins the jail.

A buntcake a day keeps Steve Irwin away.

gorilla of a feather butter together.

You can bring a ostrich to water, but you can't make it mangle."




"mad libs" style fill-in-the blank game for grades 3 and up!

also
official Mad Libs site. only 3 to do online. moderately lame-ish.

sum moore

an' som others

and a page 'o' links to even more.

now i am bored of damned things. ineed cough drops or some sort of throat easing medication. argh.
lips hurt.

i have been downloading fun fun midis all eve. for to work on a project for electronic music class. thee results i shall likely share with my fanbase at my myspace haven, it'll prolly be a couple weeks though. not due for a bit and i ain't even started yet. yup. got like 2 weeks. damned school. got too much of these damned schoolwork to do. but the electronic music is me favorite class. i am also liking much the photography. the other 2 are kind of hurting me though i am happy to have learned about maxmsp/jitter.
enough of this mucking about on internet. must work on skool shite. yes indeed.

bologna boloney

bologna.



semi-flexible mortadella bologna


frankfurt salchichon bologna



The Polyptich of Bologna


(link/picture gone)
Pat Bologna


(link/picture gone)
some man frisbee players in Bologna.


(link/picture gone)
Megan Bologna and Brittney Rogers



and now how about baloney?



(link/picture gone)
What Wave- Baloney Sandwich, A 1990 compilation album archived at the London Music Archives website.






Apparently this cat's name is Baloney.



"Baloney- The German AMD band. Pictured here are Frank (also the keyboardist for Clamdip), Ralf and Denis. Great show, guys!"



"Yesterday was my last day of employment in a popular global franchise chain retail store (Office Depot) located in Tel Aviv, Israel. My position was put at risk after I put a baloney sandwich into, what I seem to be aware of now, a "dairy only" shared toaster, near which there are no signs of warning. Nor are there any alternative toasters dedicated to my culinary pleasure and for me avoid the hurt emotions of my coworkers. The reason for my unemployment is "being egotistic" and "not caring for other folks' beliefs.""



"baloney is a twerp who tries to draw with his shaky, sweaty hands. he's very unorganized, which makes him use my buddy, the eraser, more than me. his drawings
usually show humanoid female characters who either look too happy or too forlorn or lethargic."







thank you and good day

snails are much faster than i?!

i am having a day. i have not yet decided what sort of day.
it is perhaps a good day, but more so perhaps mediocre.
i'm babbling.

my query of the moment would be thusly:

Anybody read this page, yo? besides the chick hawking her cholesterol site i mean(how heck did she find her way here? weird.).

Answer me!

Bastards!

hi it's thursday october 29th, i think.

i'm starting to worry i might be going a bit crazy. all this chaos and unhappiness seems to be choking out brain cells... something like that...

zizzer-zazzer-zuzz-zuzz-zuzz

it smells funny here
it's not me, i just took a shower, damn it!
did the dog dump somewhere? what's going on here?

i'm cold.

i want a glass of milk.
i want a glass of strawberry milk.
no.
i want banana milk! yum. banana flavored milk.
but i think nestle already discontinued it.
i was fond of that stuff. damn it.

chocolate would be good too.
damn dog.

i wish it were warmer. i wish it were hot and i could go swimming.


it would be interest to have larvae. but i'm not ready for children...
larvae. hmmm.
what a neat word.
larvae.

phallic larvae?
aagh.
glucose
phallus
phallic
larvae
cellulite
marinate
teamster
creme de menthe
marshmallow
cremaster
cedar
talc
vellum
sandpaper
musk
sombre
umbrella
teeter-totter
melon
coping
fluorescent
daedalus
deity
monotheistic
fluoride
fluids
stippled
buried
spermicide
maniacal
dungeon
papercut
plump
fluffer
cocktail
salt



hmm.

thirsty and confused

I'm wondering what life would be like if I'd grown up worshipping trees or the sun.
I'm wondering when the heck women shaving legs became natural and necessary... ?


?! > ? < !? -----------> aagh!!?!

more musings to come, most likely...

wishin' i was fishin'


going to eat cheerful-ohs, doubt they'll make anything better except nullifying the slight rumble in my belly...

fuck snapple

what is snapple? is it still around? have i ever had any?

i like v8 splash sometimes.
i am ever so fond of smoothies.

fruit is good thing. especially bananas. i have probably mentioned this before.

i need to go drink some fluids for the good of my body and brain.

my grasses abound with snakes

yes i hate everything. i need something to fix the angry and hating, it's unpleasant. i am going to go try some drinking and smoking but i doubt that will make me feel better for longer than an hour or two. a sandwich may improve my mood slightly. i do like sandwiches, if they are good.
i like cheese too. did i mention that? i am very fond of cheese. even though i still feel like i hate everything right now. i should acknowledge it's a momentary phase. i am bleeding. i have a headache. i am suffering from a lack of lunch and it's past dinnertime. my tooth hurts. i meant to go somewhere fun an hour ago and haven't gone yet cuz i feel crappy and haven't found ambition for moving. now it's getting quite late. i don't think i am going to go where i was going to go anymore. sigh. but i should consider feeding myself some tasty food item. then i will go someplace and intoxicate myself with overpriced beverages. blah.

dizzy dizzy dizzy in thee fucking head

florida tornadoes and oranges
funny how words repeat in my brain
are my sheets stained w/ orange juice, milk, or cum?

actually, i just did laundry the other day.

screaming cows porn acid god glow
orange

orange tinted porn-stars with fake tits.

yuck.

orgasms, ogres, jesus...

'i'm talking to myself again'

-- -- -- -- -- --
America you're an inhospitable bitch who cares little for her people
the everyday ordinary sorts that are your backbone
America what's wrong with you?
you need to drink more milk, learn to appreciate calcium
that's supposed to be a metaphor
like you know, backbone... appreciate and strengthen your backbone...

Guess what?

I ain't no Ginsberg.

need more drugs
only half homo

whatever

America one penny three dimes a nickel
2 rechargable batteries needing to be recharged
a red button for luck
a gold plastic card good for money in the bank, if I had some
a receipt from a chain sandwich shop
my id w/ a pic of me with orange hair
not quite smiling
a worn plastic telephone card
a student identification card
radio k music lover's card
deli stamp card from co-operative grocery
magnetic card good for all summer's city bus rides
red library card
medical insurance card
greyhound card with schedule to duluth, mn

(and that's just my right pocket)

America, I need bigger pockets. or more of them.

---

indeed indeed that could ramble on forever... a work in progress, for future revision. only the beginning. yup.
what're the current references? hmm

America I want to learn about the Black Panthers
I want to learn about traditions of resistance to
your headstrong selfish ways

America, I might be an anarchist
or at least a socialist
but it's unAmerican
to think or read of such things
so I can't make up my mind.

America, you're either with me or against me.
and I suspect
I know the answer to that.

America, my Mom took me to gay bars
when I was a kid,
even slipped me a sip or two
of her beer...
--

;)
yep, the possibilities for this are endless indeed indeed. but i have other things to do. things of grand importance!

been a long time having the usual headache hate you all

head heart hands... holes... headache, heartache, blood bleeding masterpieces all over
my front and back lawns

i do not own a lawn i have no garden

i need more books and more sunshine
exercise and vegetables
green things such as broccoli
and money! that's good too!

christ never gave me biscuits and i am sorry for everything i have ever ripped in two

not really. only some things.

my back hurts too.

i eat and drink too much sugary substances and have very bad teeth as a result

thusly my teeth also hurt oftentimes and too much


blech.


good nite.