"The Hanukkah Party
Last week my whole family went to a Hanukkah party at my Uncle Tom Hanks's house in Cloquet. The first thing we did when we got there was open presents. Uncle Tom Hanks always gives us silly presents. This year he gave me a turnip and my little sister, Courtney Love, a badass.
“squeek, Uncle Tom Hanks,” I said, “How did you know I wanted a turnip?”
Then Courtney Love, my cousins, and I played a dreidel game. My cousin Jesus put an empty bowl in the center of the table, and gave us each our own pile of candy for the game. Courtney Love went first, spun a shin, and had to put a piece of her candy in the bowl. I could tell she wanted to impale, but she knew she had to behave. The bowl continued to fill with candy, with most of us spinning shin. Then I spun a gimel. I got the whole bowl of candy!
On the way home, I whispered to Courtney Love that I would share my candy with her, but she had fallen fast asleep."
"Lessons Aesop Never Taught
And the moral of the story is…
Two corks don't make a jugs.
Never wiggle with elephant.
toss while you're ahead.
One jiggly boss deserves another.
A slippery tailpipe spoils the whole barrel.
The early jaguar catches the hose.
Slow and steady wins the jail.
A buntcake a day keeps Steve Irwin away.
gorilla of a feather butter together.
You can bring a ostrich to water, but you can't make it mangle."
"mad libs" style fill-in-the blank game for grades 3 and up!
also
official Mad Libs site. only 3 to do online. moderately lame-ish.
sum moore
an' som others
and a page 'o' links to even more.
now i am bored of damned things. ineed cough drops or some sort of throat easing medication. argh.
lips hurt.
i have been downloading fun fun midis all eve. for to work on a project for electronic music class. thee results i shall likely share with my fanbase at my myspace haven, it'll prolly be a couple weeks though. not due for a bit and i ain't even started yet. yup. got like 2 weeks. damned school. got too much of these damned schoolwork to do. but the electronic music is me favorite class. i am also liking much the photography. the other 2 are kind of hurting me though i am happy to have learned about maxmsp/jitter.
enough of this mucking about on internet. must work on skool shite. yes indeed.
3 hours ago
2 comments:
I am very confused. Probably not your fault. It's my natural habitat. Now I can't remember what I was going to ask you. Something about your profile or some other insipid stuff. Small talk. Chit chat. I'll take give up all the chit chat in the world for one deafening statement that takes my breath away. But they always seem "less than" in the morning. By the light of day you can actually see the tarniched finish and the poor plating, and if you turn it over it will most certainly say "MADE IN KOREA".
God that could be a terrible analogy for one night stands (something I'm no expert at, actually.) It was actually aimless rambling. I should probably watch how much truth I reveal frommy subconscious what with that horribly stark stream of consciousness type stuff, huh? That's pretty funny actually.
I've written more in your comments in the last ten minutes than I've written in my blog in three months.
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